Happy anniversary!! You two win my favorite couple award. The prize? You can sleep with Mambo when you come visit. We clipped her toenails. She likes to snuggle.

from Elsee
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4:46 pm - Monday,December 16, 2002

YAY! Lucky number 13! Happy Anniversary you two. I miss you, and I can't wait to see you and The Boy -- one week from today! LOVE YOU.

from jeanne
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12:41 am - Monday,December 16, 2002

Pet Sitting/Taxi Service!! I don't know why that cracked me up, but it did. And a very happy Anniversary to you both!! With Golden Years to come.

from Lora
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6:05 pm - Saturday,December 14, 2002

13 years! congratulations, you two. really, that's wonderful plus i like the number 13 and today is friday the 13th, so it's all good.

from atomic
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6:53 pm - Friday,December 13, 2002

Followed the link in Mistress Sinister's book. Hey, you're funny! I adore anyone with the snark gene. I'll be back!

from caerula
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10:21 am - Friday,December 13, 2002

well, you could always wear indian pow-wow bells on your ankles. I have some, and you've made me think about wearing them. Certainly, the knitting thing is not guy related cause the last issue of the Lands End catalogue profiled a few guys really into it.

from blue
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8:13 pm - Thursday,December 12, 2002

I hate that wood chipper.

from skymiles
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4:03 pm - Wednesday,December 11, 2002

Everyone is home but me! I drove through thick ass snow to get here. So much for Global Warming. Anyways I wanted to tell you that I went back and read some of your OLD entries. I took the way-back machine. You have always been funny! The whole time! Man. It must have been nice. Form of... an office-closing ice storm!

from skymiles
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1:02 pm - Thursday,December 5, 2002

ooh, you know what that would be good with? coffee. (you know what I blame that on the breakdown of? Society.) I'm off dairy and meat till Christmas (Jan 7) -- kinda like lent, only it's pre-Christmas, not Easter. Learning to love ramen noodles all over again.

from jen
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3:43 pm - Wednesday,December 4, 2002

there is another set of fun-eeeee commercials out right now. it's for some cheesy men's deodorant/body spray. in black packaging? the ads have a shirtless pale white male manneqiun standing to the right of a blonde woman. she's holding some of this deodorant/body spray. she sprays some on the mannequin, and then one of three things happen. 1) another woman walks up to the mannequin and rubs his chest. the blonde lady says in the best ever voice "i KNOW you're not touchin' my man!" the second woman slinks away. 2) uh, i think this one has the blonde rubbing herself all over the mannequin and 3) the one i saw last night. this one has a man walking onscreen from the location of the camera. he walks up, back to the camera, and slugs the mannequin on the chin. the head goes flying off. the blonde says "steve! we were just talking!!" so brilliant. i will never ever buy this deodorant/body spray, but i love love these ads.

from atomic
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3:29 pm - Wednesday,December 4, 2002